Todd Palin Says things on the E-Mail

This is what Todd Palin (Secret Service code name: "Who?") e-mailed to some people named "Joe" and "Tim," one of whom is apparently Joe Miller:
(via Wonkette)

Joe and Tim,
Hold off on any letter for Joe. Sarah put her ass on the line for Joe
and yet he can’t answer a simple question

” is Sarah Palin Qualified to be President”. I DON’T KNOW IF SHE IS.

Okay, couple of things. First, Sarah endorsed nutbag Joe Miller, she didn't exactly put her ass on any lines for him. There wasn't a lot of personal risk involved in saying "hey, if you like dummies, vote for my dumb friend Joe Miller. He's the dumbest!" What, was Lisa Murkowski going to beat her up after homeroom? (by the way, I think all we need to know about the electorate of Alaska is this: Lisa Murkowski is having to run YouTube ads teaching people how to spell her name. Her name is spelled phonetically. It's not like Mike Krzyzewski is running a write-in campaign.)

Second, if someone asks you "Is Sarah Palin qualified to be president?" "I don't know" is about the kindest thing you can say. It's better than saying "President of what?" or "Sure, just like I'm qualified to be Thor, the mighty god of thunder!" or "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!"

But it gets better. Because Todd goes on to add this:

Sarah spent all morning working on a Face book post for Joe, she won’t
> use it, not now.

All morning? She spent all morning working on a Facebook post? Oh, yeah, she's obviously qualified to be the POTUS!

Writing shit on Facebook, that's something teenagers do one-handed while pretending to listen to their geometry teacher. How could that possibly take all morning?

Of course, Todd's fifth-grade playground tone might be the most pathetic part of the whole thing. "well now she's not gonna write something nice on your Facebook, so nyah nyah nyah!"
Ooh, that'll show 'im!

And in a stunning display of, I don't even know what to call it, Todd adds this:

Joe, please explain how this endorsement stuff works, is it to be
completely one sided.

Yeah, it's not supposed to be a quid pro quo, you stupid ignoramus. If you're only endorsing someone in the hopes of getting an endorsement from him in return, then your endorsement means nothing. And if Joe Miller throws his support behind your idiot wife because she supported him, then he's just another dishonest politician, swapping favors and saying shit he doesn't believe.

Maybe you just ought to stay off the interwebs altogether. better to remain silent, and be thought the fool, eh?