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Saturday, May 7, 2011

Ask an Adorable Kitten

You could spend hours weighing the pros and cons of showing the bin Laden death photos. You could debate the ethical considerations or the foreign policy implications. Or you could just ask an adorable kitten.



http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/cute-puppy-kitten-pics/really-cute-kitten.jpg

You know how I know that showing bin Laden's picture is a bad idea?

Because Sarah Palin thinks it's a good idea.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/images/PalinBinLadenTweet.jpg 
http://www.thecuteproject.com/images/news/443.jpg 

And what the hell do my feet have to do with anything?
You think these paws are afraid of offending anyone?
Bin Laden's just lucky he didn't come face to face with these claws!

http://www.catsofaustralia.com/images/cute_baby_kitten.jpg 

Seriously, though, it's a pretty good rule of thumb. If Sarah Palin thinks it's a good idea, it's probably a bad idea. If Sarah Palin says to you, "hey let's go try that new pizzeria that just opened around the corner," do not eat there.

http://thepoop.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834522bcb69e20133f31838ae970b-800wi

You can rest assured that it will taste bad and you'll get food poisoning 
and have to take horrible medicine.

http://www.keepingkittens.com/image-files/sick-kitten-1.jpg


http://khgrace2.nomadlife.org/uploaded_images/kitten-788492.jpg 
And if she says "yellow is definitely your color," you'd better believe you're going to look ridiculous in that yellow sweater she knitted for you.

And if she's helping you look for an apartment and she says "this seems like a good neighborhood," run. It's probably full of monsters!


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jBQg24uDoQg/Rcu5-rquVTI/AAAAAAAAAGA/1LYYXCgXAsU/s400/Kitten+Running+Away+From+Monsters.jpg

1 comment:

Blueberry said...

So far, the Sarah Palin rule is holding up well! Exceptions will have to be made for when she sometimes does a 180 turn (aka flip-flop) based on trying to be in opposition to all things Obama 24/7.