1. Pointier Hats
2. Misspelled Signage
3. A smattering of Racism
4. A few Threats of Insurrection
5. The occasional Deadly Weapon
6. A sense of Historical Perspective
If you have all these, then by God, you represent Democracy in Action. You are what's best about America! If you are peacefully assembled to make realistic demand, you're a bunch of drug-addled hippie bums. Everyone knows that.