Six things "Occupy Wall Street" needs to be considered a legitimate movement

1. Pointier Hats







2. Misspelled Signage




3. A smattering of Racism



4. A few Threats of Insurrection



5. The occasional Deadly Weapon



6. A sense of Historical Perspective




If you have all these, then by God, you represent Democracy in Action. You are what's best about America! If you are peacefully assembled to make realistic demand, you're a bunch of drug-addled hippie bums. Everyone knows that.