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Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Stray Thoughts

A couple stray thoughts left over from yesterday:

1. From now on, every time Sean Spicer answers a reporter's question, that reporter should be obligated to follow up with "just to clarify, is this an 'alternative fact' or an actual fact?"

 http://i2.cdn.turner.com/money/dam/assets/170121175334-sean-spicer-press-secretary-statement-1024x576.jpg

Also, it's impossible to find a picture of Spicer where he doesn't look like he's about to be thrown out of a bar. " You wanna take this outside pally? No, YOU"RE 86ed!"

2. This is how I imagine Trump naming his kids:

http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/55954d15ecad04762259c9a9-1200-924/donald-trump-jr-2.jpg You shall be Donald Junior, for you will carry on my legacy of greatness. Bigly!

 http://img.wennermedia.com/social/ivanka-trump-20b4fad8-7cca-48aa-adb2-6b916cfc917f.jpg You, I shall call "Ivanka," because even as a newborn, I'm pretty sure you're going to be smoking  hot and that name sounds like an exotic porn star. .. um, I mean, Ivanka as a tribute to your mother's homeland. Yes, that's it.


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/Tiffany_Trump_RNC_July_2016.jpg/220px-Tiffany_Trump_RNC_July_2016.jpg Your name shall be Tiffany. The name of the finest, classiest most precious jewels in all the world, for that is what you are. Because I made you, so obviously you must be the best, right?



 http://cdn.newsday.com/polopoly_fs/1.12594388.1479153414!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/display_1004/image.jpg  You shall be known as "Barron," for you shall have wealth and power that you did nothing to earn.


https://www.bigspeak.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/BigSpeak-Motivational-Speakers-Bureau-Eric-Trump.jpg And you. . . I dunno, Eric? You look like an Eric I guess. Yeah, Eric's fine.






5 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

eric looks like a twink. and not a brain cell amongst ANY of the spawn.

"that reporter should be obligated to follow up with "just to clarify, is this an 'alternative fact' or an actual fact?" - FUCK YEAH!

RESIST! ORGANIZE!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

BIGLY!

Bob Slatten said...

Poor Eric the Dumb.

brewella deville said...

Lay off Eric. You'd be dumb too if you had to spend as much time waxing your gums as he does every day. That probably doesn't leave much time for book learning.

Lowell said...

Everything about Trump - his family and all those creeps that work for him - literally make me ill. What a state of affairs!