....He hath borne me on his back a thousand times (well given me a few back rubs anyway). I am sorry to report that our dear friend, the Professor, is as deathly ill as I have seen him in the seventeen years that I have known him. He asked me to provide a guest post, but I suck at this. I AM worked up over the damn oil spill in the gulf, but am not clever or informed enough to entertain you people who deserve so much more than my rantings. So, send well wishes to our dedicated reporter; he is currently taking an Epsom salt bath, worrying about you. In case you were wondering; doctors recommend that one who has this flu should drink enough fluid to keep their mouth moist and their urine light yellow to clear. As the diarrhea and/or vomiting subsides, one may slowly introduce soft foods into the diet. Soft foods are jello, saltine crackers, pudding, rice, bread and soups without meats. It is important to watch for abdominal cramping, retching or liquid stools while trying to resume a normal diet, these symptoms could indicate the intestines are still inflamed from the infection and need more time to heal. We will all probably be feeling these same symptoms real soon because of the effects from all of the OIL IN THE GULF (see what I did there?).
Word to your Mother, Mrs. Professor Chaos
Monday, May 10, 2010
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Some Meeces Have No Respect For Caturday
The extraordinary scene was captured by photography student Casey Gutteridge.
He said: 'I have no idea where the mouse came from - he just appeared in the enclosure after the keeper had dropped in the meat for the leopard. 'He didn't take any notice of the leopard, just went straight over to the meat and started feeding himself.
but even a gentle shove does not deter the little creature
from getting his fill.
'It was amazing, even the keeper who had thrown the meat
into the enclosure was shocked - he said he'd never seen
anything like it before.'
Project owner Jackie James added: 'It was so funny to see -
Sheena batted the mouse a couple of times to try to get it away
from her food.
'But the determined little thing took no notice and just carried on.'
...so the mouse continued to eat the leopard's lunch.
Friday, May 7, 2010
Finally, Some News!
Well, this just clears everything up:
Now that's a fun crowd!
A Gwinnett County man insisted he and his friends decided to build a bomb for “play” and they had no sinister plans for the black powder, sulfur, screws and drill bits police found packed into dynamite-like cylinders, an investigator testified Thursday.
According to the Gwinnett Daily Post, four men and a 62-year-old woman only wanted to blow up stuff in one of their back yards
So, just like the Fourth of July! But with more shrapnel.
Parten, Maddox, Brewer and Rothove were in a 1997 Dodge Stratus he stopped because the car had a cardboard tag.
None of them admitted to building the devices found in Duncan’s basement but Burnette said Duncan told him they used the devices for amusement. The group said they stole materials from a residential property with trailers somewhere in Buford.
Thus fulfilling every Georgia stereotype but moonshine and havin' a real purty mouth!
And that is why we rarely venture outside the city limits of Atlanta.
Gwinnett County Friends Say
They Were Making Bombs For Fun
They Were Making Bombs For Fun
Gwinnett County News 8:10 a.m. Friday, May 7, 2010
Now that's a fun crowd!
A Gwinnett County man insisted he and his friends decided to build a bomb for “play” and they had no sinister plans for the black powder, sulfur, screws and drill bits police found packed into dynamite-like cylinders, an investigator testified Thursday.
According to the Gwinnett Daily Post, four men and a 62-year-old woman only wanted to blow up stuff in one of their back yards
So, just like the Fourth of July! But with more shrapnel.
Parten, Maddox, Brewer and Rothove were in a 1997 Dodge Stratus he stopped because the car had a cardboard tag.
None of them admitted to building the devices found in Duncan’s basement but Burnette said Duncan told him they used the devices for amusement. The group said they stole materials from a residential property with trailers somewhere in Buford.
Thus fulfilling every Georgia stereotype but moonshine and havin' a real purty mouth!
And that is why we rarely venture outside the city limits of Atlanta.
Cheer Up, Julia Louis-Dreyfus!
So they spelled your name wrong on your Walk-of-Fame star.
It could be worse!
Just ask Atlanta Braves Manager Bobby Cox!
P.S. That cake is real.
And it was presented to him by one of Georgia's senators, Johnny Isakson. (story)
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