Crazy Candidate of the Day - Scary, Gun-Toting Edition

Today's crazy candidate: Alabama's Dale Peterson

He was a Marine in Vietnam, so Listen Up!!!




Funniest Line: "We're republicans. We should be better than that! Apparently, someone is a little unfamiliar with the Republican Party!

Oh, and did he mention that he was a Marine? A Marine during Vietnam?



Funniest line: "It's time. . . to step up to the political place. . ." Apparently, someone is a little unfamiliar with baseball analogies!

Well, unfortunately Dale Peterson is out of the race, so it's too late to vote for him. But that doesn't mean he has to stop making ads!



Funniest line: That dummy . . .can go back to his chicken farm." Only funny because Dale just bragged about being a farmer not 60 seconds ago. Apparently, someone is a little unfamiliar with irony!

Crazy Candidate of the Day -- Sexy Cleavagey Edition

This is Carey Torrice:






Carey would like to be re-elected as county commissioner for Macomb County, Michigan.

That's right, RE-elected.

According to her website, she is not only county commissioner, but also an actress, model, and Private Eye!

And if you don't believe that she's a real actress, she has a photo gallery of herself with famous celebrities to prove it. Like this one:

Carey meets Chelsea Handler - Photo

Carey meets and chats with the best-selling author during her book signing tour in Birmingham, MI.

You think they let just anyone wander into Borders and meet a celebrity who's there to meet people and sell books? No no my friend, that's A-listers only!

And speaking of A-Listers -- It's Frank!



Frank Sinatra with Carey











Frank Sinatra's Vegas impersonator takes
the Rat Pack Show
to MCC's Performing Arts Center







Also, she does foot modeling. Seriously, she has a section of her website dedicated to foot modeling.

Foot Modeling

Carey Torrice is also a foot model. Carey's feet are shown in Nailco's advertisements.

Why should you vote for Ms. Torrice? Well just look at her position on physical fitness!

Carey Torrice stresses physical fitness

And does she support the troops? Boy, does she!

Carey Supporting Our Troops - Photo

I am the daughter of a U.S. Marine. I fully support our men and women in uniform! Semper Fi! Plus, one of these ladies is apparently County Commissioner Carey Torrice: Carey as an official hottie at the Hottiefest Was her opponent ever named an "official hottie?" Probably not. And just check out this photo's caption: Carey Torrice on the set of a movie she filmed That's right A Movie. A movie that she filmed. You know who else was in a movie? Ronald Reagan! And he went on to be president. Just sayin'. If that's not enough to convince you, get a load of this! So all that seems kinda weird for her own campaign website, but is it really crazy? No, here's the crazy part: From the Detroit Free Press: This time, Torrice, 33, and her husband, Michael Torrice, 39, of Fraser are under investigation following a mysterious accident in which an acquaintance and fellow private investigator appeared to hurl himself at an SUV driven by Jeffery Sprys, Carey Torrice's opponent in the Aug. 3 Democratic primary, according to a May 27 police report. That night, just moments after the crash, police stopped the Torrices a few blocks from the scene. Police said they found Michael Torrice with an unregistered handgun, and the car had an unregistered license plate. Sprys has told police that Michael Torrice has been following him and going through his garbage on the curb. So please consider voting for Carey Torrice for County Commissioner this Fall. Remember. . . .

Crazy Candidate of the Day

Today's Crazy Candidate:

Nevada's Sharon Angle!



Seriously insane Nevada Tea Partier Sharron Angle is running against Harry Reid for the US Senate.

And if she can't beat him in the voting booth, well there's always another option:

“I hope that’s not where we’re going, but, you know, if this Congress keeps going the way it is, people are really looking toward those Second Amendment remedies and saying, ‘my goodness what can we do to turn this country around?’ I’ll tell you the first thing we need to do is take Harry Reid out.”

Yep, like the old saying goes, if you can't beat him, call openly for his assassination!


And she knows what to do about the oil disaster in the Gulf:

QUESTION: You have been in support of onshore drilling in the United States as well as offshore drilling, are you rethinking that policy with what is going on in Louisiana?

ANGLE: No. I think that what happened in Louisiana was an accident. They're cleaning it up. We need to go forward and talk about prevention and not about whether we keep it out all together. We know that lot of the problems that have been caused for us with foreign policy and even with our own gas prices here domestically going up is our dependence upon foreign oil.

We have oil reserves and petroleum reserves that we should tap into. And that's a policy that we really need to look at as a nation. How do we deregulate enough to invite our industries to come back into the United States and quit outsourcing their business? (source)

Also, she believes that God has a plan for everyone. Unfortunately, that plan may include your being raped and impregnated,(audio) but you can't win 'em all!


And she understands about families. She has a well-though-out stance on family issues:

"Right now, we say in a traditional home one parent stays home with the children and the other provides the financial support for that family," she said. "That is the acceptable and right thing to do. If we begin to expand that, not only do we dilute the resources that are available, we begin to dilute things like health care, retirement, all the things offered to families that help them be a family."(huffpo)

Sure, it's incoherent, but what has Harry Reid ever done about the dilution of resources? Hmm?

So when you go to the polls this election season, and you live in Nevada, consider Sharron Angle for US Senate! Then hold your nose and vote for Harry Reid.

Sugar!!!

(Stolen From Boing-Boing)



I don't know how old this ad is, but I'm guessing that wouldn't be a very convincing argument today.

New Rules For Confirmation Hearings

Rule # 1: If you are incapable of pronouncing the word "accurate," you are not allowed to question a Supreme Court nominee.



Rule # 2: If you use your allotted time to ask a Jewish woman where she celebrated Christmas, you are no longer to be allotted any time at any future hearing.



Rule # 3: If you use any portion of your allotted time to ask the nominee about "Twilight," you are no longer permitted to speak in public on any subject, and must resign in disgrace.