Monday, May 9, 2011

How to tell if you have too much time on your hands

If you have the time to engage in teabaggery of any sort, you probably have too much time on your hands.
But if the precious freedom you feel compelled to defend is the freedom to use incandescent bulbs. . .


Winning the Future.

. .  .You should probably consider getting some sort of hobby.

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Ask an Adorable Kitten

You could spend hours weighing the pros and cons of showing the bin Laden death photos. You could debate the ethical considerations or the foreign policy implications. Or you could just ask an adorable kitten.



http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/cute-puppy-kitten-pics/really-cute-kitten.jpg

You know how I know that showing bin Laden's picture is a bad idea?

Because Sarah Palin thinks it's a good idea.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/images/PalinBinLadenTweet.jpg 
http://www.thecuteproject.com/images/news/443.jpg 

And what the hell do my feet have to do with anything?
You think these paws are afraid of offending anyone?
Bin Laden's just lucky he didn't come face to face with these claws!

http://www.catsofaustralia.com/images/cute_baby_kitten.jpg 

Seriously, though, it's a pretty good rule of thumb. If Sarah Palin thinks it's a good idea, it's probably a bad idea. If Sarah Palin says to you, "hey let's go try that new pizzeria that just opened around the corner," do not eat there.

http://thepoop.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834522bcb69e20133f31838ae970b-800wi

You can rest assured that it will taste bad and you'll get food poisoning 
and have to take horrible medicine.

http://www.keepingkittens.com/image-files/sick-kitten-1.jpg


http://khgrace2.nomadlife.org/uploaded_images/kitten-788492.jpg 
And if she says "yellow is definitely your color," you'd better believe you're going to look ridiculous in that yellow sweater she knitted for you.

And if she's helping you look for an apartment and she says "this seems like a good neighborhood," run. It's probably full of monsters!


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Thursday, May 5, 2011

Rick Snyder is the Worst Governor In America or Any other Country

Gov. Rick Snyder says public school cuts will be 'difficult,' but denies he's trying to break unions

Published: Tuesday, March 22, 2011, 6:00 AM     Updated: Tuesday, March 22, 2011, 12:25 PM
Julie Mack | Kalamazoo Gazette





http://heyithinkthisway.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/teacher-point.gif


a projected $652 million surplus in the state's school aid fund for fiscal 2012." (source)

eliminating the minimum number of hours or days students must attend each year? Because, what, the problem with student achievement is that they're just spending too darn much time getting taught stuff?

But there's plenty of money to give businesses a $1.73 Billion tax cut, right? (source)
Although, to be fair, that cut is apparently paid for by squeezing more money out of Michigan's retirees.

Snyder’s proposal applies the personal income tax to public and private pension income, eliminates the Earned Income Tax Credit that low-income senior wage-earners rely on, scraps the $2,300 exemption seniors can claim on their returns and could lessen the value of the Homestead Property Tax Credit for senior households.

Because obviously, Ford Motor Company needs tax relief more than Grandma Oldenstein.


http://merrymerryquitecontrary.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/flipping-off-grandma.jpg%253Fw%253D346%2526h%253D546

Seriously, Rick Snyder has got to be the worst governor in America.


Wednesday, May 4, 2011

The Word is TORTURE

How many headlines like this have been pooping up since bin Laden's well-deserved death?

Bin Laden killing won’t settle debate over enhanced interrogations


Harsh Interrogation Tactics: Did They Work?


Did enhanced interrogation lead U.S. to Osama bin Laden? 
 
The word is torture. Waterboarding is torture. This has been established since at least the Philipine Invasion of 1898.  United States Military courts have convicted US Marines of torture for using what was then known as "the water cure." (link) 
 
On the way home from work today, some reporter on NPR was referring to "harsh interrogation techniques" and "methods some have referred to as being torture."
 
I don't get why we have to pussy-foot around this. Waterboarding is torture. Torture is a war crime. It's like if the press said the John Dillinger committed what some have called bank robberies. Or The Unabombers harsh anti-technology persuasion methods. It bullshit, and everyone knows it.
 
The word is torture. Why can't we just say it?

Sorry It Took So Long

(via Sober in a Nightclub)