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Sunday, September 13, 2009
This Shit is Getting Way Out of Hand
The Teabaggers are pretty much openly threatening violence.
These people are not joking. They really believe all the paranoid conspiracy bullshit, and people like Beck, Limbaugh, Palin, etc. keep egging them on.
One of these lunatics is going to be the next Timothy Mcveigh, and people are going to get killed, and the Becks and Limbaughs of the world are going to be shocked, shocked! that such a thing would happen. But they will have blood on their hands, too.
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Micheal Jordan is a Dick!
What the hell happened to Jordan? He used to be the King of Basketball, now he's the King of Acting Like a Big Jerk! (Zing!)
He's getting inducted into the Hall of Fame, this should be one of the proudest, most satisfying moments of his life, but he's up on stage taking cheap shots at everybody. Pathetic!
Here's a crap bomb he lobbed at former GM Jerry Krause:
He's getting inducted into the Hall of Fame, this should be one of the proudest, most satisfying moments of his life, but he's up on stage taking cheap shots at everybody. Pathetic!
Here's a crap bomb he lobbed at former GM Jerry Krause:
"Jerry's not here," he said. "I don't know who'd invite him. I didn't. I hope he understands it goes a long way. He's a very competitive person. I was a very competitive person. He said organizations win championships. I said, 'I didn't see organizations playing with the flu in Utah. I didn't see it playing with a bad ankle.'
Look, dude, we already know how great you were. You don't need this. It's like you think people don't realize your impact on the game. If your basketball abilities were being disparaged, I could see where you might bring up the "Oh, I was playing with the flu, or I was playing on a bad ankle," but this is the night you're being recognized as possibly the greatest player of all time. Totally weak.
Wow, insulting the old coach and humiliating a former teammate, what a two-fer!
I can imagine poor Leroy Smith being all excited, "hey, Micheal invited me to the induction ceremony! Wow, I didn't think he'd even remember me!" Then sitting in the audience and hearing that cheap shot. "Oh, he only invited me to point out how much I suck in comparison to him."
Yeah, Mike, you were MVP like what, 5, 6 times? Everyone sucks compared to you. We don't need to be reminded, and Leroy Smith did not need to be singled out for comparison to your awesomeness. And I'm sure Pop Herring had better things to do than fly to Springfield to be insulted.
Look, dude, we already know how great you were. You don't need this. It's like you think people don't realize your impact on the game. If your basketball abilities were being disparaged, I could see where you might bring up the "Oh, I was playing with the flu, or I was playing on a bad ankle," but this is the night you're being recognized as possibly the greatest player of all time. Totally weak.
...he flew his old high school teammate, Leroy Smith, to Springfield for the induction. Remember, Smith was the upperclassman his coach, Pop Herring, kept on varsity over him as a high school sophomore. He waggled to the old coach, “I wanted to make sure you understood: You made a mistake, dude.”
Wow, insulting the old coach and humiliating a former teammate, what a two-fer!
I can imagine poor Leroy Smith being all excited, "hey, Micheal invited me to the induction ceremony! Wow, I didn't think he'd even remember me!" Then sitting in the audience and hearing that cheap shot. "Oh, he only invited me to point out how much I suck in comparison to him."
Yeah, Mike, you were MVP like what, 5, 6 times? Everyone sucks compared to you. We don't need to be reminded, and Leroy Smith did not need to be singled out for comparison to your awesomeness. And I'm sure Pop Herring had better things to do than fly to Springfield to be insulted.
Jordan remembered scoring around 20 points in a row late in a game to pull out a win, which was followed by a conversation with Bulls assistant Tex Winter.
“Tex reminded me that there’s no ‘I’ in team,” Jordan said. “And I looked back at Tex, I said, ‘There’s ‘I’ in win.’ So whichever way you want it.”
see, that's the sort of thing that you should look back at and cringe, and think, "God, I was such a cocky young punk back then," not trot out as a witty bon mot 30 years later. Look let's let John Stockton show you how to be gracious in triumph:
“I thought they’d figure me out pretty quickly. I thought the Jazz would figure out that they’d made a mistake, so first paycheck I saved every cent,” Stockton said. “I was pretty sure I was a one-year-and-out guy.”
Notice how he didn't take cheap shots at anyone? Neither did David Robinson, Jerry Sloan, or anyone else but you. Micheal Jordan, you're a dick!
And for my money, Oscar Robertson was the greatest player ever.
Friday, September 11, 2009
This Is Your Headliner?
Today I received an e-mail from Tony Perkins. Naturally, i thought it was Psycho, Fear Strikes Out Tony Perkins, so I eagerly opened it.
And this, THIS! is what I saw!
Who the fuck would think that Airhead McSilicone would be a big draw?
Even Billy Bush can barely disguise his contempt!
Maybe because the roster of speakers at this little "summit" runs the gamut from the merely douchey
To the Batshit insane.
To the blatantly corrupt
Seriously, check out the lineup of dullards, dolts, dunces and dimwits who will be filling the rostrum at this convocation.
Confirmed* and Invited Speakers for 2009
And this, THIS! is what I saw!
Former Miss CA Carrie Prejean Confirmed for Next Week's Summit--Register Today!
Who the fuck would think that Airhead McSilicone would be a big draw?
Even Billy Bush can barely disguise his contempt!Maybe because the roster of speakers at this little "summit" runs the gamut from the merely douchey
To the Batshit insane.
To the blatantly corrupt
Seriously, check out the lineup of dullards, dolts, dunces and dimwits who will be filling the rostrum at this convocation.
Confirmed* and Invited Speakers for 2009
Bill O'Reilly
Host, The O'Reilly Factor
Gov. Sarah Palin
Governor of Alaska- (someone needs to tell the organizers of Stupidpalooza that Palin is no longer Governor)
Phyllis Schlafly
Founder, Eagle Forum- (Someone needs to tell the organizers that Phyllis is no longer among the living)
Sean Hannity
The Sean Hannity Show- (in Sean's defense, he has been invited but has yet to accept)
Rep. Michele Bachmann
U.S. House of Representatives
Rep. John Boehner
Congressman (OH)
Amy Kremer
National Coordinator, Tea Party Patriots- (that would be the National Coordinator of the totally spontaneous, grass-roots tea party demonstrations)
Bill Bennett
Host, Morning in America- (If they can drag him out of the casino)
Stephen Baldwin
Actor
And so on. . . .
So, if that's your lineup, then yeah, maybe Former Miss California Carrie "huh?" Prejean would be your big draw.
So what is the point of this meeting of the minds?
So, if that's your lineup, then yeah, maybe Former Miss California Carrie "huh?" Prejean would be your big draw.
So what is the point of this meeting of the minds?
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Let's look at some of the "sessions" planned for the Value Voters Summit.
TRUE TOLERANCE: COUNTERING THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS
OK, so anti-gay hatred, that's predictable.
OBAMACARE: RATIONING YOUR LIFE AWAY
Anti-healthcare fear-mongering, that's to be expected.
Anti-healthcare fear-mongering, that's to be expected.
MARRIAGE: WHY IT'S WORTH DEFENDING AND HOW REDEFINING IT THREATENS RELIGIOUS LIBERTY
Hatred of the gay people AND paranoid fear-mongering together in one session? Well, that'll save time!
GLOBAL WARMING HYSTERIA: THE NEW FACE OF THE "PRO-DEATH" AGENDA.
Okay, I get the anti-science thing, but "pro-death"? What the fuck?
Okay, I get the anti-science thing, but "pro-death"? What the fuck?
SPEECHLESS - SILENCING THE CHRISTIANS
Paranoia. Portraying Christians as a persecuted minority, it's almost cliche at this point.
THUGOCRACY - FIGHTING THE VAST LEFT WING CONSPIRACY
Good old fashioned conspiracy theory!
Good old fashioned conspiracy theory!
DEFUNDING PLANNED PARENTHOOD
Just being assholes.
THE NEW MASCULINITY
I'll bet you Ten Dollars that's going to be creepy as fuck.
But here's my personal favorite:
But here's my personal favorite:
5:00 - 5:30 p.m.
Book Signing - Diplomat Foyer
- Stephen Baldwin
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