We haven't played "Who's Stupider?"
Who's Stupider?Let's play!
Contestant #1: Ted Cruz.
Ted hails from Canada, where he likes being a delusional asshole and mis-understanding children's books.
Ted, what do ya got for us today?
Wow! Well played, Ted! What you've basically said here is "I don't understand what net neutrality is and also I don't understand what Obaamcare is, but I'm sure I hate both of them." Also, pretending that Obamacare isn't working, which it is despite your party's continual attempts at sabotage? Nice touch!
The level of ignorance, actual or feigned, in this this statement is really stunning. Contestant # 2 has his work cut out for him.
Contestant # 2: Lindsay Graham.
Lindsay hails from one of the Carolinas ( the bad one) where his hobbies include thinking up new countries that need invading and being totally, completely a heterosexual woman-loving macho man!
Lindsey? Have at it!
Lindsey Graham Accuses President Obama Of Acting Like A 'Spoiled Child'
Hmm, okay. That's a lot of projection, coming from one of the chief crybabies of the Congressional tantrum caucus, but you're going to need a bit more stupid to beat Ted Cruz.
He [Obama]'s completely tone deaf as to the results of this election. Even those who didn't vote Mr. President are polled about your policies. They don't like them any more than the people who did vote. So if he goes it alone on immigration I think not only will it poison the well but there will be a backlash against him that will flow over on Democrats yet again.
Dang! Pretending that the well hasn't been poisoned over and over again by you and your Republican colleagues? And pretending that the people who stayed home on election day caount as votes for your side? I don't know, that just seems more dishonest than stupid.
GRAHAM: Well, we've got a lot of bills that came from the House to the Senate with bipartisan support from the House that died in the Senate, the Keystone pipeline. I want to take the defense cuts under sequestration which will gut our military and replace them with something more balanced. There are so many areas out there that we could work together.
Okay, pretending that defense cuts would "gut" the largest, most bloated military the world has ever seen? Now that's pretty stupid! But pretending that there is the slightest possibility of Republicans being willing to work with the President? I believe we have a tie!
And this tie can only be broken American Idol style, by audience voting. Leave your votes in the comments!
4 comments:
those two are made for each other; wonder how they would get along in bed?
(ooooooooooooh, I went THERE!)
the level of hatred these two have for us (regular people) is astounding.
Being that I live in Miss Lindsey's state, I'd have to go with her, but Teddy Cruz gives a girl a run for her money in the stupider department.
These two could star in a movie "Stupid and Stupider."
If we were to locate a special island and exile all of the really stupid politicians in this country to that island, the Republican Party would be decimated, along with quite a few Democrats.
You've have chosen two good examples but my god, the numbers who fit into the Stupid category is beyond comprehension. Most of them are Republican.
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