So I thought, why not steal from the best?
Here's my current list:
1. Anyone who has participated in American Idol. (As a contestant, judge,or whatever)
2. Anyone whose last name rhymes with Lard-Assian.
3. The New York Yankees
4. The Boston Red Sox
5. Movies based on Superhero comics.
6. TV shows where idiots compete for the affections of another idiot.
7. The Hills, Real Housewives of anywhere, or any other show dedicated to the daily lives of the rich and vapid.
8. Jack Brayer / Kenneth the Page.
9. Miss California
10. The term "baby bump."
That's my ten, what's yours?