Monday, August 19, 2013

Give it up, Bill Kristol

Sarah Palin is never, ever, ever going to go out with you. She doesn't like you like that.  Plus, she's a married woman. And I know, I know, there's a good chance she'll quit the marriage halfway through, but still, every red-blooded tea-bagging male is crushing on Palin, she's not settling for you.

I mean, I assume that Bill Kristol is hopelessly in love with Sarah Palin, how else do you explain this?

Bill Kristol: Palin Can 'Resurrect Herself' With Alaska Senate Run

Bill, Bill, Bill. . .
Sarah Palin is not going to run for Senate. Oh, sure, she may do a half-assed pseudo-run just to keep her name out there, but she is never going to be a Senator. Senator is a job you actually have to show up for. Sarah Palin is not going to be a Senator because the Senate won't build a studio in her house and let her legislate by Skype. Also, everyone hates her, so how is she going to win an election?

Bill, for some reason, there are still people who take you seriously. There's no reason you should have any semblance of credibility, having previously been wrong about everything, but there you are. Why would you want to squander this inexplicable  credibility that people pretend you have on Sarah Palin? Again? How'd it work out the first time, hmm? Yeah, not so good. Give it up, Bill, She's not going to go out with you.