Saturday, March 5, 2011

Stray Caturday

Weirdest Thing I've Ever Seen (slightly NSFW)

So there is apparently now a thing called "Bible Burlesque."

Some characters make sense, like Eve, the most famous naked lady since Lady Godiva.

Name: Magdelena Fox

Others are a bit more puzzling:

Below is Victoria as sexy Joseph, whom she chose to portray because she's "used to wearing itchy, fake facial hair."

I'm not sure to whom that is supposed to appeal.

But on the "disturbing scale," that barely ranks a 4 or 5. And that scale goes up to 10.

This is an 11:

Name: BB Heart
Costume: Jesus Christ 

What the What? Jesus as zombie geisha? As a zombie geisha portrayed by Marilyn Manson?

 I think there's nothing left to do now but sit back and wait for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to come riding in.

The cast, after interpreting the Book of Revelation and the four horsemen of the Apocalypse. 

Oh, dear God! How am I supposed to sleep now?