Thursday, March 1, 2012

With so much experience slut-shaming, you'd think they'd be better at it.

So Limbaugh says this about law student Sandra Fluke:

She's having so much sex she can't afford the contraception. 

Jeezus! Do you really not understand that the amount of pills is the same no matter how much or how little sex you're having? It's not like you have to take one pill for each sex act, or one per partner or something. The libertine and the prude both pay the same amount for birth control pills. Idiot!

Andrew Breitbart, Dead at 43.  
. . .And there was much rejoicing.

In news which is sure to send shockwaves through the malicious slander industry, oversized rodent Andrew Breitbart was found dead in his underground burrow. Although the cause of death is still unconfirmed, speculation is rampant that Mr. Breitbart either suffocated after crawling too far up his own ass, or that his heart collapsed under the weight of so many different varieties of bullshit.

When reached for comment, Satan issued the following statement:

"While it is sad to see Andy leave this mortal plane with so much hatred and dishonesty left to spread, I am looking forward to having him down here with me, deepthroating me nightly for all eternity."