Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Bad Ads - Kay Jewelers

Kay ads are always offensive with their "every kiss begins with Kay" bullshit, but this time they've outdone themselves. This is the creepiest thing I have ever seen.

I mean, it's not just me, right? That guy is super skeevy, right? I'm not the only one getting the impression that he married the woman to get access to the daughter, am I?

Uggggh, this just makes my skin crawl every time I see it!

Oh, good point, Dave!

Dave Agema, a former Michigan state representative and current member of the National Republican Committee, told attendees of a holiday party last week that he wants to protect “traditional marriage” so that gay couples don’t abuse the system for health care benefits.

Folks, they (gay people) want free medical because they’re dying (when they’re) between 30 and 44 years old,” he said.

Oh, good point, Dave. Gay people are always dying young. That's why you never see any old gay guys around anywhere.

Seriously, when's the last time you saw a gay guy over 50?


I can't think of any.

Yes, no matter how healthy their lifestyle,

They just never seem to make it past 30 or 40.

It's a mystery!