Pastor Mark Driscoll Called Women “Penis Homes”
And that's not even the creepy part. That's just the horribly offensive part.
Here comes the creepy part:
The first thing to know about your penis is, that despite the way it may see, it is not your penis. Ultimately, God created you and it is his penis. You are simply borrowing it for a while.
Hmm, shouldn't it be a lot more impressive then?
While His penis is on loan you must admit that it is sort of just hanging out there very lonely as if it needed a home, sort of like a man wondering the streets looking for a house to live in.
"Penis house" is actually one of the easier configurations.
So simple, even a dolt can do it!
And, though women other than your wife may look like a home, to rest there would be breaking into another man’s home.
I thought you were going to say that cheating on your wife is a shitty thing to do, but WHAT? You shouldn't sleep with another woman because she is, what, the property of another man?
And, if you look at a man it is quite obvious that what a homeless man does not need is another man without a home.