Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Checking In With Former Presidents

Lets' see what former presidents have been up to since leaving the oval office.

What have you been up to since your administration ended, Mr. Carter?

Oh, Habitat for Humanity, building houses for people, very nice.
And the Carter Center, curing diseases all over the world, doing diplomacy stuff. Very impressive!
What about you, Mr. Clinton? What have you been up to?
Teaming up with Mr. Bush Senior to raise money for Katrina victims? Very admirable!

And the Clinton Global Initiative. Doing good stuff all over the world. That's pretty great.

And what about our youngest and healthiest former President? Surely you have some impressive accomplishments, eh, Mr. Bush?


Oh, dear God. . .
Yes, that's very good, sir. Very good. I'm sure that nice Mr. Leno will want to put that up on his refrigerator so he can look at it every day!