Friday, October 12, 2018

More Fun With Headlines

All Shows Were Cancelled During 2018. Here's Why


Really? All of them? That's gonna suck.

Royal Kingdom Confirms 'Unfortunate' News

Buckingham confirmed what everyone was saying about the Royal Family this week...

It's true. They are a bunch of inbred, overpriveleged, useless lunks.

Michelle Obama is getting heat for her friendship with 'wonderful man' George W. Bush: 'I love him to death'

Well, I guess we don't have to worry about her running for President now.

Mitch McConnell Is Going to Kill the United States Senate

So at least he will have done one positive thing in his life.

Trump 'surprised' by Rosenstein canceling meeting on Hill

He was also surprised to learn that there's a country called Turkey! What's next, the Democratic Republic of Chicken Fingers?

USA Today Publishes Fact Check Of 'Misleading' Trump Op-Ed

I mean, sure they could fact check things BEFORE they publish them, but who has time?

Kanye West Says He Was Misdiagnosed With Bipolar Disorder

Yeah, I'm actually just batshit insane.