Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Stray Thoughts

A couple stray thoughts left over from yesterday:

1. From now on, every time Sean Spicer answers a reporter's question, that reporter should be obligated to follow up with "just to clarify, is this an 'alternative fact' or an actual fact?"


Also, it's impossible to find a picture of Spicer where he doesn't look like he's about to be thrown out of a bar. " You wanna take this outside pally? No, YOU"RE 86ed!"

2. This is how I imagine Trump naming his kids:

http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/55954d15ecad04762259c9a9-1200-924/donald-trump-jr-2.jpg You shall be Donald Junior, for you will carry on my legacy of greatness. Bigly!

 http://img.wennermedia.com/social/ivanka-trump-20b4fad8-7cca-48aa-adb2-6b916cfc917f.jpg You, I shall call "Ivanka," because even as a newborn, I'm pretty sure you're going to be smoking  hot and that name sounds like an exotic porn star. .. um, I mean, Ivanka as a tribute to your mother's homeland. Yes, that's it.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/Tiffany_Trump_RNC_July_2016.jpg/220px-Tiffany_Trump_RNC_July_2016.jpg Your name shall be Tiffany. The name of the finest, classiest most precious jewels in all the world, for that is what you are. Because I made you, so obviously you must be the best, right?

 http://cdn.newsday.com/polopoly_fs/1.12594388.1479153414!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/display_1004/image.jpg  You shall be known as "Barron," for you shall have wealth and power that you did nothing to earn.

https://www.bigspeak.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/BigSpeak-Motivational-Speakers-Bureau-Eric-Trump.jpg And you. . . I dunno, Eric? You look like an Eric I guess. Yeah, Eric's fine.