Monday, September 21, 2009

The Perfesser's Sideshow

The Woman Under 30 with NO Tattoo on her lower back!

The Non-ironically worn trucker hat!


The Family that enjoys Three and a Half Men!

The World's Only Fully-Clothed Nudist!

Tom DeLay Never Does Anything Honestly.

Tom DeLay can't even enter a stupid, stupid dancing competition without cheating.

Tom is going to be on Dancing With the Stars, which uses the word "stars" somewhat generously, starting tonight. Here is an excerpt of an e-mail his daughter has been sending out (source):

From: Dani DeLay Ferro
Date: Mon, Sep 21, 2009 at 4:16 PM
Subject: Dancing with DeLay

Dear Friends,

My dad is in LA preparing for the premiere’s big performance on Dancing With the Stars – TONIGHT – at 8:00pm EST. He is having so much fun – and has gotten in great shape!

. . . .

Now I have one thing I will ask of you - vote early, and vote often! Tom DeLay was known as the most effective Whip in modern congressional history, and now it’s our turn to “whip” the vote for him. Similar to the House of Representatives, the rules are a bit peculiar, so I’ve outlined them below.

. . . .

Unlike elections, in which each citizen gets one vote, the “DWTS” voting system allows you to vote EIGHT TIMES — the number of contestants that night — by calling 1-800-868-3408. That means you can vote eight times from your home phone, eight times from your cellphone, eight times on the web site and you can also text eight times.

. . .

Please don’t forget to tell your friends and family to vote to keep him on the show that he’s enjoying so much! And as Dad always says…

Keep the faith,

Dani DeLay Ferro

Wow! that whole freakin family is so dirty, they can't even let dear old dad make a fool of himself on TV without trying to get everyone to cheat. Pathetic!