Today, I try to imagine how things look in the mind of someone like Glenn Beck.
September 07, 2009
And it's more insidious than anyone could have imagined!
Prepared text of Obama's speech to school studentsOBAMA: Hello, everyone — how's everybody doing today? I'm here with students at in .
A grown man fraternizing with underage high-school girls! Disgusting!
I know that for many of you, of school.
Where I come from, that's called rubbing it in!
And no matter what grade you're in, some of you are probably wishing it were still summer, and you could've stayed in bed just a little longer this morning.
In bed? He doesn't even try to hide the sexual innuendo!
I know that feeling. When I was young, my family lived in for a few years,
It's like he's saying that it'e OK to have lived in Indonesia. Which is not even part of
and my mother didn't have the money to send me where all the American kids went to school.
Shamelessly admitting that he's not really an American!
So she decided to teach me extra lessons herself, Monday through Friday — at 4:30 in the morning. Now I wasn't too happy about getting up that early.
Obviously a slam at home-schoolers!
Every single one of you has something you're good at. Every single one of you has something to offer.
Sounds suspiciously like "from each according to his ability," eh comrade?
Maybe you could be a good writer — maybe even good enough to write a book or articles in a newspaper —
Encouraging children to grow up to be a part of the liberal media elite!
You'll need the knowledge and problem-solving skills you learn in science and math to cure diseases like cancer and ,
A cure for God's punishment for people who have sex? And women who get breast cancer because they shamelessly have breasts? Who does he think he is?
We need every single one of you to develop your talents, skills and intellect so you can help solve our most difficult problems.
Passing our nation's problems on to the children? Have you no shame?
If you don't do that — if you quit on school — you're not just quitting on yourself, you're quitting on your country.
You mean nothing as an individual. You have importance only in as much as you can be of service to the state! Sound pretty Hitlerey/Staliney to me!
Now I know it's not always easy to do well in school.
Wow! The soft bigotry of lowered expectations! Why not just tell them to give up?
My father left my family when I was two years old, and I was raised by a single mother
As if that's OK! Way to encourage the breakdown of the nuclear family!
a single mother who struggled at times to pay the bills and wasn't always able to give us things the other kids had.
Fomenting class resentment! A slippery slope leading to BOLSHEVISM!
Jazmin didn't speak English when she first started school. Hardly anyone in her hometown went to college, and neither of her parents had gone either. But she worked hard, earned good grades, got a scholarship to , and is now in graduate school, studying public health, on her way to being Dr. Jazmin Perez.
Oh, sure! Scholarships for illegal aliens! I'll bet a deserving citizen had to give up his place at Brown to accommodate Little Miss Jumping Bean!
was cut from his , and he lost hundreds of games and missed thousands of shots during his career.
Why do you have to tear down anyone who is successful? Why do you hate success? You notice no one from the mainstream press will ask Obama that! Even Micheal Jordan is probably afraid to confront him lest he be attacked by ACORN Thugs.
If you get in trouble, that doesn't mean you're a troublemaker,
Yes, that's exactly what it means. Quit being soft on crime! Lock him up and throw away the key!
Thank you, God bless you, and God bless America.
Don't you mean Allah?
You know what? That is kinda fun! I should put on the crazy pants more often!