Debate Observation # 9

Oh my God, did Mitt really just say that he had started a "small business?" Like he started Bain capital in his parents' garage?  He went to work for a large company, then was given the opportunity to start a new branch of that large company which he turned into an even larger company, but he never had one cent of his own money at risk. He knows people have Google, right?

Debate Observation # 8

Of course I don't believe that employers should be able to decide who gets birth control. Mt God, I said that like 3 weeks ago! Do you honestly believe that that is still my position?

Debate observation # 7

Oh, my God, will the two of you quit arguing about who is supposed to get the last word on each question? It doesn't make either of you sound presidential.

Debate observation # 6

It was so nice to hear President Obama say that "what you said just isn't true."

I'd really love to hear him just call Romney a pig-fucking liar, but that's a bit much to hope for.

Liars need to be called out on their lies. God knows the press isn't going to do it. To them, one person lying is just a difference of opinion.

Debate Observation # 5

Yeah, balancing a business's budget is not like balancing a country's. You can't just lay off Arkansas.