Thursday, May 16, 2013

I don't see why the IRS "scandal" is a scandal at all.




 
Now THAT was a Scandal!
 
 
 
Why wouldn't the IRS look closely at groups whose raison d'etre is hatred of paying taxes? (And also of having access to medicine)
 
 
If this guy doesn't realize that his taxes have gone down,
what are the odds he understands the 501(c) rules?
 
 

And they keep saying these groups were "targeted." I think that targeting means something a bit stronger than "took an extra look at."
 
Also, from everything I've heard, these teabagger groups absolutely have been violating the rules for 501(c) organizations. According to Mother Jones: These 501(c)(4) nonprofits, also known as "social-welfare" groups, are not allowed to make politics their "primary activity."
 
So, a group of people for whom the term "social welfare" is an obscenity form a "social welfare group," and that's NOT supposed to raise anyone's suspicions? Go to any teabagger rally (you'll need a time machine) and ask the people there whether what they're doing is promoting social welfare. Then put some ice on that black eye. These people are doing nothing but trying (and sometimes succeeding) to influence politics.  Look at this handy chart from the inspector general's report:
 
 
 
 

If you're a 501(c)(3), you can't be involved in politics at all. If you're a 501(c)(4), your involvement in politics must be "limited" and can not be your "primary activity." So what other activities did these groups engage in besides engaging in political campaign intervention?  You can make the argument that they operated within the law, that their idiot rallies were for "educational" purposes, and that the guidelines are somewhat vague, but surely this sort of thing should invite extra scrutiny if they're claiming tax-exempt status.

 
(What I think IRS scrutiny would look like)
 



And this trumped-up "scandal" should have been swept into the dustbin of history along with "Travelgate" and "Solyndra-gate" and all the others, but noooooo. POTUS gets out there and apologizes, and says that "the misconduct . . . is inexcusable.  It’s inexcusable, and Americans are right to be angry about it, and I am angry about it.  I will not tolerate this kind of behavior in any agency, but especially in the IRS."

(Full Transcripthttp://www.politico.com/story/2013/05/barack-obama-irs-statement-transcript-91445.html#ixzz2TVKEEoLT)

And then the IRS director has to fall on his sword, even though this apparently happened under the previous director, a George W. Bush appointee. And even though he was never really the director of the IRS because Republicans have refused to allow anyone to be confirmed for any position in any department because they're sociopathic assholes. 

So, sure, White House, let's enable this kind of behavior, that's a great strategy! Unless. . .


. . . The poutrage leads to a Teabagger resurgence. . .


. . .a resurgent Tea party in 2014 nominates more Christine O'Donnels and Sharon Angles. . .


Oh, my God. It's Brilliant!

Democrats re-take the House!



Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Fuck Rahm Emmanuel





Chicago Mayor and former White House dick Rahm Emmanuel
wants the people of Chicago to pay for a new sports arena, because, sure everyone's pretty flush right now!


Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel is set to announce plans to build a $300 million, 12,000-seat arena for DePaul University
Yeah, DePaul University. The private Catholic University would get the taxpayers to kick in about $125 million via bonds and hotel taxes and what-not. Why in the world would a private university get it's basketball court paid for by the taxpayers? Just ask Alderman Pat Dowell:



“Sometimes you have to make an investment in city resources to be able to generate tax dollars,” Dowell said

Right. And what would be a better city resource than an arena which would be owned and operated by a private religious institution?
 
Emanuel avoided reporters on Tuesday, ducking out a side door after announcing a summer parks plan. He also avoided CBS 2′s cameras at City Hall.

So at least he seems to have some sense of shame.

But fuck this guy. He was never any kind of progressive. He's one of these Clinton-type "new Democrats," aka Republican-Lite. Chicago deserves better.

And not for nothing, but why in the world does a Catholic University have this logo?


How did they settle on "Blue Demons?" Was it that California already took the "Angels", and New Orleans already had "Saints?"  So, fuck it, let's be the DePaul Minions of Satan! No that's not snappy enough. . . Blue Demons!

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Fun with Yahoo News Headlines



Hot dogs with an unexpected ingredient (Thinkstock)





Defamation suit reinstated for founder of Boston

BOSTON (AP) — A defamation lawsuit filed by the founder of the rock group Boston against the ex-wife of the band's late lead singer was reinstated Tuesday by the Massachusetts
Appeals Court.


He was suing her for having referred to him as the "Founder of Boston."


Taylor Swift rocks new bad-girl look onstage. (Kevin Mazur/TAS/WireImage)
 

Taylor Swift rocks good-girl, bad-girl looks

Now if she could only come up with a good-singer, good-songwriter persona. 
 
 

How Do Wind Turbines Kill Birds? 

 
Yes, how could large spinning blades possibly kill anything?
 
 
It was certainly the best imaginary scandal of last summer!
 
 
That's it. Gotta go. Basketball is starting!
 
 
 

Monday, May 13, 2013

Maybe Take a Look at Urban Dictionary?


In an article on baseball pitchers by "Yahoo Expert" Jeff Passan, the following sentence appears:


Jeff Passan

8. Matt Cain, who loves the ability to double-fist World Series rings and can't seem to explain how over an impressive career he has managed to average about 11 victories a season.


Yes, Matt Cain loooooves to double-fist his rings.

Jeezus, Jeff, maybe Google new phrases before you use them? Because "double-fisting," that's a thing. And believe me, it has nothing to do with baseball.

Friday, May 3, 2013

Going out of town for a few days

More like a week.

Probably won't be posting anything, but I will be on the Twitter, https://twitter.com/akaProfessorCha

See ya next week.