Today in traditional marriage

Charles Manson gets license to wed 26-year-old he said he wouldn't marry

It's just a shame that California's recognition of same-sex marriage has cheapened this sacred union.

Idiot Boycotts Women, Women Probably Not All That Heartbroken

So some individual decided to respond to my last post with an explanation of why he is "boycotting" American women. I assume he is "boycotting" them in much the same way that I am refusing to play Major League Baseball. Except that Major League Baseball is probably not creeped out by me and thankful for my refusal to participate.

Anyway, he included a link to his website, http://www.boycottamericanwomen.com/. So what was I gonna do, not check it out?

It did not disappoint.

Boycott American Women

Why American Men Should Boycott American Women

I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don’t know how to cook or clean, don’t want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?

Well, I'm gonnna say about 80-90% of American men?

Also, in what country do women (or men) not cheat, get divorced, gain weight, etc?

Maybe?

 This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.

Because there are obviously women of many nations just lining up to date and marry the kind of American men who think they're too good for American women!

 

 He hates all the women in his country? We're on our way!

American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.

Right. And the guy who thinks he's too good for every one of the 150 million women in this nation is obviously extremely mature, selfless, humble, altruistic and mentally sound. And you're seriously going to complain about women being "unchaste?" You do know that's the only way you get to have sex, right? If women are being all "chaste," only gay men get to have any sex.  And if the women of America are being "highly unchaste," and most of these women are hetero, that means American men must also be pretty darned "unchaste" themselves.

So, here's the first article on his site:

Why do so many Jewish men marry Asian women?

Has anyone else noticed how common it is to see Jewish men with Asian women? 

Um, no. No I haven't. Of course, I don't go around checking the ethnicity of every couple I run across because I'm not a psychotic racist asshole, but okay, I'll take your word for it. Let's say there are a lot of Jewish man / Asian woman couples out there. So what?

I have a theory as to why this is. Jewish American women tend to be some of the worst bitches on earth. 

Wow! WOW! That happened so quickly! It took all of one sentence to go full-on mysogynist and anti-Semite! I don't understand why American women don't love this guy!

Loud, control freaks, obnoxious, crazy, and just outright nasty vicious toxic people. Jewish men thus learn from a young age to dislike Jewish women, starting with their own mothers.

Yes. Jewish men just haaaaaate their mothers. Obviously.

I can only think of a couple of Jewish women that I actually know personally, but neither of them could be described as loud, obnoxious, nasty, vicious or toxic. Granted, that's not a very large sample, so I Googled "Famous Jewish women" and oh my God, look at these loud, vicious, obnoxious ladies!





Ugh! Who would ever want to marry one of them?

Are you maybe basing your view of Jewish women on reruns of Judge Judy?

 

'cuz, yeah, she can be a bit of a control freak.

Therefore Jewish men look for the OPPOSITE of a Jewish American woman, and that would be a submissive, polite, beautiful Asian woman.

Um, you think Asian women are "submissive?" Have you met any?

 

So delicate!

Out of all the Jewish men I know, practically all of them are either married to an Asian woman or are actively looking for an Asian woman to marry. To them all, I say congratulations and may you all be happy with your Asian wives! G-d bless!

And then, I swear to God, he includes THIS picture!

Because, yeah, that's a great example! You know how Jewish men love to marry their girlfriends' adopted daughters!

So sorry, American women. This guy is "boycotting" you! Try not to let it break your hearts.

Who's Stupider?

You know what we haven't done in a while?
We haven't played "Who's Stupider?"


Who's Stupider?


Let's play!

Contestant #1: Ted Cruz.



Ted hails from Canada, where he likes being a delusional asshole and mis-understanding children's books.

Ted, what do ya got for us today?




Wow! Well played, Ted! What you've basically said here is "I don't understand what net neutrality is and also I don't understand what Obaamcare is, but I'm sure I hate both of them." Also, pretending that Obamacare isn't working, which it is despite your party's continual attempts at sabotage? Nice touch!

The level of ignorance, actual or feigned, in this this statement is really stunning. Contestant # 2 has his work cut out for him.


Contestant # 2: Lindsay Graham.




Lindsay hails from one of the Carolinas ( the bad one) where his hobbies include thinking up new countries that need invading and being totally, completely a heterosexual woman-loving macho man!

Lindsey? Have at it!

Lindsey Graham Accuses President Obama Of Acting Like A 'Spoiled Child'

 

Hmm, okay. That's a lot of projection, coming from one of the chief crybabies of the Congressional tantrum caucus, but you're going to need a bit more stupid to beat Ted Cruz.

 He [Obama]'s completely tone deaf as to the results of this election. Even those who didn't vote Mr. President are polled about your policies. They don't like them any more than the people who did vote. So if he goes it alone on immigration I think not only will it poison the well but there will be a backlash against him that will flow over on Democrats yet again.

Dang!  Pretending that the well hasn't been poisoned over and over again by you and your Republican colleagues? And pretending that the people who stayed home on election day caount as votes for your side? I don't know, that just seems more dishonest than stupid.

GRAHAM: Well, we've got a lot of bills that came from the House to the Senate with bipartisan support from the House that died in the Senate, the Keystone pipeline. I want to take the defense cuts under sequestration which will gut our military and replace them with something more balanced. There are so many areas out there that we could work together. 

Okay, pretending that defense cuts would "gut" the largest, most bloated military the world has ever seen? Now that's pretty stupid! But pretending that there is the slightest possibility of Republicans being willing to work with the President? I believe we have a tie!

And this tie can only be broken American Idol style, by audience voting. Leave your votes in the comments!

They finally found some voter fraud!

They finally found the reprehensible felon responsible for defrauding the American electoral system!

And it's this lady:

Young Mother Arrested For Voting In Iowa

By karoli November 11, 2014 6:30 am



You see, this nice lady went down to the election place and registered to vote and then actually voted even though, unbeknownst to her, she was not actually allowed to do those things. Which might not sound like all that serious a crime, but. . .

Two months after I cast my ballot as a civics lesson for my daughter, the Iowa Department of Criminal Investigation agents parked across the street from my house, questioned me, and eventually arrested me and charged me with voter fraud.

  Which carries a sentence of up to FIFTEEN YEARS!

Of course, all of this horribly fraudulent fraud could have been prevented if only Iowa has a voter ID law. . . oh, wait. . .
They do.

And yet, this dangerous criminal was able to register and vote, just as she would have been had there not been a voter ID law, then someone with too much time on his hands checked the voter rolls against  state criminal records, just as they could have done had there been no ID law and found a match, just as they could have done without a voter ID law and then decided for some ungodly reason to have this woman arrested for doing what many consider her civic duty. Just as they could have done without a voter ID law. You don't need a voter ID law to catch dangerously felonious felons like Kelli Jo Griffin, you just have to be the kind of asshole who hates when people get to vote.

Oh, and the reason she doesn't get to vote? Let her explain:

Let me explain: When I was convicted on a nonviolent drug charge in 2008, my defense attorney told me that once I served my probation, I would regain my right to vote automatically – correct information at the time. But Gov. Terry Branstad suddenly changed the rules in 2011, and now all citizens with a felony conviction lose their voting rights for life. 

Now, I'm no legal expert, but how is that not an ex post facto law? Shouldn't that only apply to people convicted after 2011? Any lawyers out there want to enlighten me?



Anyway, it's reassuring to see that the right-wing wasn't just being total dicks about voting. They actually were protecting our democracy from an actual, serious threat.

This lady:

Is this guy fucking serious?

George W. Bush: ‘You have to earn your way into politics,’ nothing ‘is ever given to you’


Said the man who has never earned a goddamm thing in his life. The man who only ever got anywhere in life because of who his father was. And whose father only acheived the heights he did because of who his father was. That guy says "You have to EARN your way?" "Nothing is ever given to you? EVERYHTING YOU'VE EVER HAD HAS BEEN HANDED TO YOU ON A SILVER PLATTER!!!

How does this guy get the balls to say something like that?

Or this?

George W Bush: ‘No Regrets’ over Decision to Invade Iraq

How? How can you have no regrets? How many thousands of deaths would it take for you to have at least some regret? Are you just a total sociopath?  How does seeing something like this

not fill you with regret, remorse,  sorrow, guilt, something? Anything?

How is it possible that, to put the best construction on it, a "mistake" you made led to thousands of deaths, thousands of maimings, created thousands of widows and orphans and you have zero regrets? Even if you're actually stupid enough to have thought you were making the right dsecision, how do you not regret having been wrong? 

“I think it was the right decision,” Bush said. “My regret is that a violent group of people has risen up again. This is al Qaeda plus. I put in the book that they need to be defeated. And I hope they are. I hope the strategy works.”

But, but, but. . . but clearly it was NOT the right decision. How are you the only person who doesn't see this? Iraq went form having zero al Quedas to having "al Queda-plus" and you still can sit there saying you think it was the right decision?

This guy just has no conscience.