Trump and "Doctor" OZ

Okay, so Trump doesn't want to release his medical records. That's fine. I don't think anyone is going to have their mind changed about Donald Trump by knowing his medical records. A clean bill. of health wouldn't make him any less loathsome, a medical condition wouldn't make the deplorables love him any less.
But why doesn't he just come out and say "I don't want my medical records to be made public. I don't want the public to know that my brain is being ravaged by syphilis" or whatever.

It was totally worth it!

That would be way less ridiculous than this Dr. Oz bullshit.

He was supposed to go on the "Dr.Oz" show and tell the "Doctor" about the results of his latest physical? You mean like I do when I come home from a doctor's appointment and the Missus asks "how did it go?" and I say "Great. Doc says everything's great and I can go back to eating whatever I want. Actually, she says my cholesterol is getting a bit too low and I should probably have some cheesecake!" That's worth putting on television?

Although, compared to what Oz usually shows. . .

Here is an exchange between Oz and Fox News Radio host Brian Kilmeade that aired Tuesday:

KILMEADE: What if there's some embarrassing things on there?
OZ: Well, I bet you he won't release them.
KILMEADE: Oh, it's still going to be his decision?
OZ: It's his decision. You know, I — the metaphor for me is it's the doctor's office, the studio. So I'm not going to ask him questions he doesn't want to have answered. (source)

So, not only is Trump getting to pretend he's disclosing his medical information, the host of the show is planning to abet him in this pretense.

And it just gets more pathetic.

CNN host Brian Stelter reported on Wednesday that just hours before the show taped Trump cowardly backed out of releasing his medical records and letting Dr. Oz read them on the air.

“Trump will be talking with Oz about his physical activity, dietary habits, and broader health-related issues. The plan also calls for Trump to discuss political topics that are of interest to the ‘Dr. Oz Show’ audience, like efforts to fight the Zika virus and Trump’s new child care policies.”

So no records. No physical results, just Trump telling Dr. Quackenfraud about what foods he pretends to eat and what exercises he pretends he does.  And then he's going to say that he's been forthcoming about his medical history and why won't Hillary admit that she died two weeks ago and is now one of the unholy living dead or whatever and no one is going to call him on it.

Look out, Carol! It's Hillary!

For the record, in case any right-wing jerkoffs read this and start a new rumor, I am NOT saying that Hillary Clinton is a walker, a zombie or any other type of undead monster. She has pneumonia.

Its Value Voter Time Again!

Yes, it's time once again for Smart-Alecky-Blogger- Christmas, aka the Values Voters Summit! And what's this year's theme? Well, it may surprise you to learn that it's "Christians are being Persecuted in America" again!

For instance, here is what nominee Donald Trump had to say about the horrible scourge of persecution going on in today's Christian Churches:

The Johnson Amendment has blocked our pastors and ministers and others from speaking their minds from their own pulpits. If they want to talk about Christianity, if they want to preach, if they want to talk about politics, they are unable to do so.

Yes, any church in America you go into you'll see ministers unable to preach. Or talk about religion at all. They're mostly just doing crowd work now.

 

So, anyone here from out of town?

And of course, because it's the Trump, he then added this:

 All religious leaders should be able to freely express their thoughts and feelings on religious matters. And I will repeal the Johnson Amendment if I am elected your president. I promise. So important. Thank you. So important.

Ah, the classic promise-to-do-something-a-president-can't-actually-do followed by the repeated sentence fragment. Classic!

Mmm. . .that's good gibberish!

This started in a building of mine in Manhattan. I had 50 pastors in a big conference room. And we actually had 50 pastors, two rabbis, a couple of priests

So, 50 pastors, a couple of priests and two rabbis walk into a buffoon's conference room. . .

we were all talking and we were there for two hours. And at the end, it was a love-fest. We all agreed. It was like a love-fest. …. And I said to them, I'd love your support. … And I know they wanted to give me their total support, 100 percent. Just like I had in the primaries

Yes, Donald. Eeeeveryone loves you!

And I said, “I really would like your support.” And they didn't really know what I was talking about.

No one ever really knows what you're talking about because you speak in gobbeldygook!
Oh, sorry. I mean "because you're so much smarter than everyone else!" heh heh heh!

And they didn't really know what I was talking about. And I said, “What's going on here?” They said, “Well, sir, we can't do that because we would be violating the laws.”

 

Okay, first of all, no they did not call you "sir." No one calls you "sir" who isn't on your payroll.
Or Roger Ailes's.

And also, since when do conservative clergymen worry about violating the law? How many conservative ministers speak every year at events like Value Voters Summit, CPAC, the Republican National Convention?

Cleveland Hts minister brings the house down at RNC; Not happy with Sen. Cruz

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You were there! You were there when these ministers addressed the throng of deplorables at the RNC! You know this!

And I said, “What's the punishment?” “Well, we could lose our tax exempt status,” which of course is a massive penalty. I said, “Tell me about this.” And we sat down. They talked about it. … So we were looking down on to the sidewalk and there were people walking on the sidewalk. I said, “So, folks, what you're telling me is those people walking way, way down there on the sidewalk have really more power than you do because they're allowed to express their feelings and thoughts openly and without penalty?” ... They looked at me and they said, “That's actually right. They have more power than we do. We're not allowed to express.”

That is a completely ridiculous lie!
Those people on the sidewalk have exactly the same right to freedom of speech as the ministers and rabbis in your made-up make believe conference that didn't happen. 
They both have every right to express their political opinion everywhere except in the pulpit. And these clergymen would have known this if they were real clergymen who actually existed. 


But yeah, point taken. American Christians are totally persecuted every day, fed to the lions, burned at the stake, the whole bit. That's why the catacombs are full every Sunday.

Okay, I think I got the video now.

Weekend Lights

The still photos are from the Atlanta Botanical gardens"Chihuly in the Garden" exhibit.

The video is of Saturday's Atlanta Beltline Lantern Parade. 

 Okay, I can't seem to get the video to uopload

 Trying to post from the phone is tricky

For me it is, anyway.

The dumbest thing I've ever read.

This is the dumbest thing I have ever read. And I've read some dumb things in my day. I've read columns by Maureen Dowd, David Brooks and Thomas Friedman. I've read Christian Archie comics.

 

Yes, they're a real thing.

Hell, I once read the entirety of Atlas Shrugged. But this takes the cake. 

Via We hunted the Mammoth, this is something some white supremacist idiot apparently said on some Aryan radio show:

 The subject of masculinity comes up and the White man’s ability to grow a luxurious beard. According to early racial science the original Negro and Chinaman were unable to grow beards and the fact that the White man could, showed that our race was more mature and fully grown than the others. The fact that some Negroes now have beards shows that they are mulattoes. Matt encourages men to grow well-kept beards as a sign of being anti-feminist, as feminists hate them. 

Wow! Where to begin? There's so much wrong in these 4 short sentences.
Okay, first of all: racial science?  Are we going to pretend that's a thing? It's like when you see someone on TV called a "UFO expert" or "cryptozoologist."

Yeah, they usually look pretty much like this.

You know the correct title should be "guy who makes up shit about flying saucers" or "guy who pretends he's seen Bigfoot."  "Racial science" would belong in the same category as "ghostology" or "Loch Ness Studies."

Second, if one race is more able than others to grow thick luxurious facial hair, wouldn't that mean that that race was more closely related to big hairy apes? I would think the most evolved race would be the least hairy, if anything. 

Who looks most evolved in this picture? Okay, bad example.

Then there's this dubious claim:

"The fact that some Negroes now have beards shows that they are mulattoes."

No, you know what that shows? That shows that some idiot "racial scientist" made the ridiculous claim that black guys can't grow beards and then someone pointed out James Harden to him

And instead of saying "gee, looks like I was wrong, and maybe my entire field of study is cockamamie bullshit," He said "Uh, that's 'cuz he's half white!"

 

Pictured: Men who are probably also half white

Oh, and white supremacist dude? If you're going to take beardedness as a sign of racial advancement, you know who can really grow the hell out of a beard? Those swarthy Muslims!

 

So, if the beardiest race wins, us white guys are maybe in second place at best. Might want to re-think your criteria for judging racial excellence.

We're also way behind the Jews.

Then finally, there's this bizarre blanket statement:

Matt encourages men to grow well-kept beards as a sign of being anti-feminist, as feminists hate them.  

Do they, though?

That's such an odd claim to make. I mean, some women like beards, others don't. I don't think the liking of beards has anything to do with one's political stance. Also, doesn't it depend a lot on the type of beard and the beard wearer?

I mean, I gotta think that women probably like this:



A lot better than, say, this:
 

And I would think that would hold true for everyone from Gloria Steinem to Phyllis Schlafly.