Thursday, July 7, 2011

Why we Rarely Venture Outside the City Limits of Atlanta

Because in much of the rest of Georgia, they vote for people like this:

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Rep. Tom Price (R-Roswell)





Speaking to the crowd, U.S. Rep. Tom Price (R-Roswell) noted that 87 new Republicans had joined the House, changing the entire dynamic of Washington.


Yet Price warned that President Obama would use "every demagogic tool in his box" to turn the public against Republicans.

"And the way that that happens is as we approach this debt ceiling challenge that we've got right now Congress can say, 'no,' and then the president decides who gets paid," Price said. "And if the president says 'OK, that's all right with me, but the troops won't get paid, the senior citizens won't get their Social Security check and the docs taking care of Medicare patients won't get paid,' that's what we're looking at. The only way for us to prevail is for you to stand strong, recruit your friends, your neighbors, everybody else to the cause."


Yeah, he's really up there in public implying that Barack Obama will withhold payment from our troops, our elderly and Medicare. Really. the guy who's supposed to be such a raging socialist is going to fuck over Social Security and Medicare. Besides, Social Security payments don't come out of the general fund anyway, so they would not even be on the table for these imaginary cuts. With someone like Price, it's hard to tell whether he's lying or just actually that ridiculously ignorant.
 
Then there's Rep. Paul Broun (R-Athens)
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U.S. Rep. Paul Broun (R-Athens), who delivered the invocation, warned about the future of the U.S.

"We're standing on the precipice, staring down in the deep chasm of socialism and total government control," Broun said.

Broun called on the audience to reflect on the principles provided by the Founding Fathers

"You know, principles like slavery," he did not add.

Nice invocation, by the way. Isn't an invocation supposed to be something like "Lord on this the Fourth of July, we thank Thee for the many blessings that Thou hast  bestowed upon this great nation, etc. . . ."  (Yeah, I know how how to invocate!)
But seriously, this is part of the opening prayer?

"Father, there are many who want to destroy us from outside this nation," Broun said. "Folks like al-Qaeda and the radical Islamists. But there are folks that want to destroy us from inside, the progressives and the socialists, who want to make this nation a nation that's no longer under you, under God, but a nation that's ruled by man."
 
I don't know if that's more insane or just dickish.  Progressives want to destroy the nation from within? Really? Wanting a more progressive tax code and a more equitable distribution of wealth, that's the same thing as wanting to destroy the nation?


Of course, there's Phil Gingery
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U.S. Rep. Phil Gingrey (R-Marietta) said when Obama was first elected he went on a world tour and proceeded to apologize "for all the sins of U.S."

"And when he was asked about American exceptionalism, his comment was something to the effect that, 'well, all countries are exceptional,'" Gingrey said. "Well, many countries are special, but only one is exceptional, and that is the United State of America. And we need never apologize for that."

No, I'm no fancy big-city theologian, but I'm pretty sure that apologizing for one's sins is one of the things that the Good Book recommends. Also, "American Exceptionalism" is a pernicious fallacy. (Yeah, I know some fancy big-city words!)

Anyone who believes that only one country is exceptional and it's us is thinking like a child. Like a child who thinks that my daddy is the biggest, strongest, smartest person in the whole wide world. Usually, most children eventually grow up and realize that okay, my dad's pretty strong, and he's pretty smart, but really he's but a mere mortal. The "American Exceptionalism" crowd never matures to this level. It's pathetic.

And State Representatives aren't any better. See Exhibit A: Chip Rogers

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State Senate Majority Leader Chip Rogers (R-Woodstock) said if Republicans want to win in the next election, the message must be one of freedom. That's why he supports the Fair Tax and healthcare that allows medical choices to take place between him and his doctor rather than between him and the president.

Right, because when I think of freedom, I think of the freedom to pay my taxes in the form of a National sales tax rather than an income tax.  That's just another word for freedom, which is, I believe, just another word for nothin' left to lose. (Thank you, Kris Kristofferson!)

Also, I would like healthcare that allows decisions to be made by me and my doctor, not my doctor's office staff and some asshole at Aetna. I would sooooo much rather have Barack Obama in the examination room with me than Healthnet McBlue Shield.

Moreover, "I support a parent's right to choose how their child is educated because the next generation of Americans are the ones that are going to keep us free, and they ought not have to be dictated by government," Rogers said. "It ought to be the parents who run education in this country. Not the government. You should not have to go to a school based on your United States postal mailing address."

Yeah, the reason your kids' school is decided by your adress is because that's the school that your property taxes support. If you live over in Affluent Valley, and you're paying a million dollars in property taxes, you're not going to be too happy when my imaginary son from here in Pothole Grove shows up at the fancy school you're paying for. It's not some crazy government scheme to control what your kids are learning, it's just the shitty system we have for funding schools. You're getting the better end of that deal, so I wouldn't bitch too much about it, genius!

Anyway, that's why we prefer to stay inside the 285 peremiter, where we can be proud to be represented by civil rights legend John Lewis.
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Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Holy Shit, CNN is Terrible!

Here's a 4th of July story from CNN.com:

End of Jewish golden age on Capitol Hill?

By Dave Schechter, CNN

The following may cheer those who complain that Jews exercise too much influence in the American political system.

Good news, anti-semites and conspiracy theorists!

“The massive overrepresentation of Jews on Capitol Hill, long a source of pride for the community, has been shrinking in recent years and could drop in the coming election cycle from 41 to the mid 30s, a level last seen 15 years ago,” Nathan Guttman recently wrote in The Forward, the Jewish newspaper.

Look, we're totally not being racist, because we're quoting a real live Jew!

“It is the drawing down of a generation that believed in civil service,” Jacques Berlinerblau, director of Georgetown University’s Jewish civilization program, told Guttman, citing generations of post-World War II American Jews who, as Guttman phrased it, “saw special value in entering public service and also in reaching beyond the interests of their own community.”

Berlinerblau expanded on the subject in The Chronicle of Higher Education:
In my own writing I have referred to this half century as the era of 'secular Yiddishkeit.' It was the moment when the children of immigrant Jews of Eastern and Central European appeared to take over the world.

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I knew it!
 Today, Jews make up more than 7 percent of the 112th Congress while being just 1.7 percent of the U.S. population. There are 13 Jews in the Senate and 28 in the House

So, yeah, they're pretty much running things. I mean, 7 percent! That's practically a majority!
Kurt Stone, a political science professor at Florida Atlantic University and author of two books on Jews in Congress, told The Forward that the decline in Jews in Congress "won’t matter much in terms of the Jewish agenda.”

 the Jewish Agenda? I was going to say that sounded really anti-semitic, but I looked him up, and he is an ordained rabbi. So, I guess not. Although his bio says that he is a Dodger fan, which is almost as evil as being an anti-semite.
Also, is it bad that when I read the phrase "Jews in Congress" I hear it being shouted like "Pigs in Spaaaaaace!!!" Probably.

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Reports Guttman: “Changing demographic realities are pushing Jewish activists to seek a political partnership with Latinos, America’s fastest-growing minority group, for help in supporting the U.S.-Israel relationship.” 


Because there's nothing Latinos care about more than the US-Israel relationship. In fact, improving that relationship is one of their primary GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLs!


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Okay, that was definitely bad. Although, in my defense, it's not nearly as bad as CNN.com publishing an article designed specifically to cheer up people who think there are too many Jews in Washington.

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I always thought so!


Monday, July 4, 2011

Reflections on Patriotism

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel. 
--Dr. Samuel Johnson, 1775 


I don't think I'm a patriot. I mean, I like America, but I'm not sure that counts.

There seem to be certain things you have to believe in order to qualify as "Patriotic" and I don't believe them.

First: I don't think that an American life is worth more than an Iraqi life, a  Lybian life, or an Afghan life. I certainly don't believe that the deaths of thousands of "them" can be justified by the theoretical prevention of future American casualties. I don't mean killing bin Laden or his henchmen. Bring bin Laden back to life and let's kill him again. He can be roommates in Hell with Tim McVeigh and Scott Roeder. But I don't believe that dropping bombs on a birthday party is in any way justified by saying that we thought there might be al Quedas there, and better safe than sorry. 

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He looked like Al Zawahiri to the drone.

I don't believe in "American Exceptionalism." I don't agree with yahoos like Sean Hannity who say thing like "The U.S. is the greatest, best country God has ever given man on the face of the earth." or "America has been, continues to be the greatest force for good in this world." I have to think that the people of Iraq might disagree. And the people of Iran, and the people of Chile, and the people of Indonesia. Sure, we get a lot of  "force for good" points for defeating Hitler. But I have to think we've used up most of those by now.

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Just look at Iran/Iraq. The CIA overthrows the democratic government of Iran because it seemed a little too lefty. They install the Shah who is nothing but a repressive tyrant. The people of Iran for some reason don't seem to appreciate this, so they revolt and the Ayatollah takes over. Then, because we're so pissed off at Iran, we support and arm Saddam Hussein in his dirty war against them.
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Or look at Chile. They had a perfectly good, democratically-elected president that Nixon didn't like, so the CIA helped Pinochet overthrow him. And Pinochet proceeded to kill, torture and "disappear" evreyone who disagreed with him. So, I'm not so sure that we're such a force for good. Definitely, we have done good things, but in order to be considered patriotic, it seems like you have to pretend that we've done ONLY good things and ignore the bad things like the genocide against Native Americans, the enslavement of Africans, etc.



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What a force for good these Americans are, eh Kunta?
 Also, I don't believe that the US of A is necessarily the greatest country in which to live. I'm glad I was fortunate enough to have been born here, as aoopsed to, say, China or Bangledesh, or Honduras. I'm glad to have freedom and liberty and relative prosperity and all those good things. But I would have had the same benefits if I had been born in England, or Canada, or West Germany, or France, or Australia, etc. Plus I would have universal healthcare and a wicked cool accent. 


 More evils have been done by people waving their nation's flag than, I don't know, anything other than people waving their Scriptures. Patriotism is a vice. Let my deportation hearing begin.

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P.S. Go American Womens Soccer Team!

What? They're awesome!

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Why We're Steering Well Clear of New Zealand

New Zealand Pub Serves Shots of Apple-Flavored Horse Semen

 



A pub in Wellington, New Zealand, has caused quite a stir after it decided to serve apple-flavored horse semen shots to its customers. 


Oh, it's apple-flavored. Oh, that's probably okay, then.

Friday, July 1, 2011

Flashback Friday -- Billy Childish

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Billy Childish was/is the front man for several bands including The Milkshakes, Thee Mighty Caesars, and Thee Headcoats, and I know I'm forgetting at least one, but my personal favorite is Wild Billy Childish and the Blackhands.