Wednesday, October 7, 2009

The NRCC totally gets it.

From the National Republican Congressional Committee's website:

So, see. They get that Americans don't trust them. They totally get that. And now they're here to earn back your trust. Well, not "earn" necessarily, but "regain" in whatever way they can.

So let's see, who do the republicans have problems with? Let's start with women! Women tend to vote Democratic a lot more than men do for some reason, something about wanting to have choices, or something? I think. Anyway, let's see how we can regain the trust of women. How about talking about Nancy Pelosi? She's a woman!

This is gonna go great!

“General Pelosi has no problem sacrificing her own credibility as the Obama administration and liberals in Congress attempt to walk back a strategy they strongly advocated just months ago,” said NRCC Communications Director Ken Spain. “Nancy Pelosi continues to make party politics a higher priority than our national security. Rather than listening to a four-star general’s assessments on Afghanistan, General Pelosi somehow believes she is better suited to craft our country’s military policy.”

Nooooo!! Not sarcasm! Goddammit Ken Spain, don't you know anything about appealing to potential voters? Say something sincere, quick!

If Nancy Pelosi’s failed economic policies are any indicator of the effect she may have on Afghanistan, taxpayers can only hope McChrystal is able to put her in her place.

Ouch! put her in her place? What the fuck? I may not know a lot about how the mind of the female voter operates, but I'm fairly sure it doesn't respond well to snide, insulting misogyny.

Oh, well. next week we'll try making inroads with Hispanics. Let's try calling them all "Cheech" and asking for their green cards!

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