Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Callista Gingrich!

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According to Peteykins, mentioning Callista Gingrich is a good way to increase traffic to one's blog. I was planning on just typing "Callista Gingrich, Callista Gingrich" over and over like Jack Nicholson in The Shining, but then I saw this:


Gingriches owed as much as $500k to Tiffany's

WASHINGTON (AP) - Republican presidential contender Newt Gingrich's family at one point owed as much as a half million dollars to luxury jeweler Tiffany's.
Financial disclosures filed by Callista Gingrich show she or her husband also owed as much as $50,000 to American Express. Callista Gingrich, who worked as an aide in the U.S. House until 2007, was required to disclose debts of more than $10,000 and the rules allow reporting of a broad range of figures.
Oh, so I see Callista and Newt are not only strong representatives of Republican Family Values, but also paragons of Fiscal responsibility. 

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Although, I suppose what with Newtie being out of work for so long, it must be difficult to pay the bills.

The most recent report on file from 2006 says the couple had 
between $1 and $2.5 million in assets. 

Oh. never mind.

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Jeezus Christ! Don't look her in the eye!


On a related note, Callista Gingrich, Callista Gingrich, Callista Gingrich!!!

For more Callista Gingrich, visit Cafe' Chaos, where we'll be talking about Callista Gingrich.

1 comment:

Lockwood said...

I did a couple of posts yesterday on how to distinguish Callisto from Callista. The Callista post only got a few visits. I guess I needed to pair "Callista" with that magical word "Gingritch."