The pictures are from ODDEE.
The captions are from my noggin.
Our engagement party theme is Lapdance at the Oasis
We aren't even married yet and I'm already justifiably disgusted by him!
I'm already beginning to suspect he's not really into chicks!
You know what they say about girls with big feet!
No, no, no, no, no!
Unless they're one of those weird horse-bondage couples, this is in really bad taste.
Actually, either way, it's in really bad taste.
(link NSFW proceed at your own risk)
Not so much an engagement as a suicide pact.
The last second before both their faces were horribly disfigured for life.
Dude's facing the wrong way!
I'm not sure what you were going for with this pose, but um, suh-wing and a miss!
Jeezus, you two! You can't let up for 2 fuckin seconds while I take the picture?
Nothing says "we're mature enough to enter into a life-long commitment" like bunny pictures!
And nothing says "she could've done better" than this!
Run. Just run and don't look back.