Oh, this is not going to end well.

Or maybe it ends really really well, depending on your point of view.

A camp for sports and avoiding gay sex

May 24, 2012|By Kathy Boccella

This weekend a group of men will gather at St. Charles Borromeo Seminary to how learn to throw a spiral, make a three-point shot and hit a long ball — and to resist homosexual urges.
Courage, a Catholic group that encourages people with same-sex attraction to remain celibate, is holding its 13th annual sports camp in which “men physically compete on the field while enriching their souls through a daily regimen of prayer, confessions, mass, and the Liturgy of the Hours,” according to the group’s website.

Oh my God. What better way for a gay man to remain celibate than by spending time in a locker room with other fit, sweaty gay men?

  

I know I'm even straighter now, having seen this picture.

 The member, who asked not to be identified, said the weekend was a “tutorial sports event” and “not some sort of brainwashing camp that tries to make someone into something they’re not.”

Oh, a tutorial. So, I guess it would go something like this:

Step 1: Put on your super-hetero pants.







Step 2: Be sure to stretch first, to avoid injury.

 

Take as long as you need, stretching is important.

Step 3: Don't be afraid to play rough. You're not a sissy, are you?

Step 4: Hit the showers!



You know what, maybe sports wasn't the best idea.

 

Tucker Carlson doesn't seem to realize what network he's on

Because he says this on FOX:




How do you sit there in the FOX studio and wonder why don't conservatives start their own media outlets?

Oh, right. These people live in an alternate universe in which President Obama is a bomb-throwing radical leftist and conservatives have no voice.

Faith and Freedom?

Why do they always use words like "freedom" and "liberty?"






They always call themselves things like "Liberty Council" or "The Religious Freedom Coalition," or some such nonsense.





 What "freedoms" or :liberties" do they supposedly support?







 
The freedom of same-sex couples to marry?   Not on your life!

The freedom of women to control their own reproductive stuff?    Hah! Good one!

The freedom of adults to smoke pot or do whatever they do with other drugs?    Get real!

They certainly don't support the freedom of Muslims to build mosques in NYC. They don't support the freedom from warrantless wiretapping, as long as their guy is running the program anyway.

So is it just cynical marketing, like they know they don't support freedom just like McDonalds knows that their food doesn't taste good, but who's going to buy it if they admit that?

Or do they just have a different definition of freedom than us normal people?

I think they really do stand up for freedom, just not the kind of freedom a sane person should want. They believe in the freedom of the strong to oppress the weak, the rich to oppress the poor, the corporation to oppress human beings. And that's why they always tout "small government," because government interferes with that.

They stand for the freedom of insurance companies to deny you coverage.
They stand for the freedom of power companies to spew coal smoke into our air.
They stand for the freedom of straight kids to bully the gay kids.
They support the freedom of employers to pay you whatever wage they damn well want to.
And they support the freedom of those employers to create unsafe working conditions if they feel like it.
They support the freedom of agri-business to give you salmonella in your eggs.


So, yeah. Faith & Freedom, why the hell not?

Good Heavens, I've been cited!

Someone has cited me in a footnote!

And yes, that person does appear to be an imbecile of some sort, or maybe a lunatic.

The article in which I am cited is entitled:


It’s cool to be in the Brother-hood

(the "brotherhood" in question being the Masonic, Satanic, Jewish Nazi conspiracy thing)

And here is what it is about:

The gradual increase in Masonic symbolism being constantly seen in mainstream advertising, and that the public’s own interest, – especially so amongst the younger generations in this subject seems to be growing at a rapid rate.  No doubt Hollywood films, the music industry, TV programmes and authors such as Dan Brown and his books; The Da Vinci Code and The Lost Symbol, and other many hundreds of films such as, – though it must be said it’s predominately about werewolves and vampires, it still has an New Moon Rising underlining current of the occult, aspects of Freemasonry-the brotherhood and its symbolism in particular prevails throughout it.

(I did not edit that paragraph. That is precisely how the author wrote it. I swear.)

Any way, several paragraphs later, you get this:

So here we have this constant odd theme, that on one hand appears to be in opposition, i.e. ‘Nazi/Fascism v All things Jewish’, when in fact they appear to be in unison; sending out subliminal messages in different directions, yet meeting up at the same destination; ‘Freemasonry’. [3]

And footnote # 3?

 [3] “The Daily Irritant: How to Become A Music Star. .

I couldn't be prouder!

And I think it's about time that I be cited in serious academic research! After all, who better to quote on the subject of Freemasonry than some dork with a blogspot account who named himself after a cartoon character? Obviously, someone like that must have some pretty astute insight!
Hey, wait. That's not funny.

Anyway, if you're interested in learning about all the secrets of the New World Order or whatever, the best source to consult is a post I tossed up there in Jan, 2010:

http://wwwirritant.blogspot.com/2010/01/how-to-become-music-star.html

Free Rap Boasts

Featuring special guest Flava Flaaaaaaaaaaav!!!!!


For years, rappers have been searching for comparisons to illustrate how mad are their skills. The boasts usually go something like this:

I've got more action than my man John Woo

And I've got mad hits like I was Rod Carew

--Beastie Boys, Sure Shot

I'm sure they must be running out by now, so I've come up with a few to help out. Aspiring rappers, feel free to incorporate these into your songs:



I got more beats than my man Slim Shady
And I rock the Mike like I was Carol Brady!

Aww, yeah! She always rocked Mike's world!

Okay, how about this:


My rhymes are so fierce you gotta run for shelter
And I give more speeches that Cato the Elder!






Yeah, Boyeeee! 2nd Century BC!

I'm known as a man of indeterminate  gender
And I sit in more freezers than Murray Lender!

 

Uh huh, uh huh, bagels yo!

Okay, here's another good one:

 I'm strong on defense just like Robert Gates

And I bust more rhymes than William Yeats!

Yeh, yeh yeh, pronounced "Yates" not "Yeets, " suckas!

Or try this on for size:

I got mother issues like Norman Bates
And I run the firm like I was Larry Tate!

 

Yeeeeeh, Larry Tate! The original Mad Man!

Okay, one more:

Like Jimmy Boeheim, I'm workin' the refs
And I get more young tail than Warren Jeffs.

Nah, man. Not cool.

Just no.