Hey, Look!

It's a reverse Snuggie!

What won't they think of next?

Hey, Look!

It's Biggus Dickus!

Anyone else feel wike a wittle giggle?

HEY, LOOK!

Look How Many Baby Pandas I Have!

















I have so many baby pandas, I have to hire humans to hold a couple of them.







I keep a couple in the crib.
















And one in Tupperware!

















Yes!!! I am the most awesome panda Mother Ever!

Hey, Look!

They Cloned Elvis!

Damn you, Mad Scientists! Why would you clone Fat Elvis? You should have cloned young "Hound Dog" Elvis! See, this is why everyone hates mad scientists. You ever notice how mad scientists are always the bad guy in the movies? Well, this is why. Jerks!

Hey, Look!

It's an even bigger dick than Micheal Jordan!

Hey, Look!

Look how cute my baby is! I bet you humans wish your babies were this fucking cute, huh? Well, eat your hearts out, stupid humans!

Hey, Look!

It's Bram Stoker's Dracula Performed by Baboons!

Does any other blog give you baboon horror movie re-enactments?

No. The answer is no.

All right, then.

You're welcome, America.

Hey, Look!

It's the stupidest fucking mouth-breather in all of Carolina!

Yep, I'd rather die a slow, agonizing death than give up my freedom to die a slow, agonizing death!
















(photo from Blue NC)

For the record, I have Nothing against the Carolinas. They've given us the Sedaris family, Steven Colbert, and Micheal Jordan. Top that, other states!