No irritants this weekend.
Mrs. Chaos and I are celebrating her new job.
Her employment is very important as some of my nefarious schemes will require large capital investments.
Read the whole story of her job search at "Searching for Work in the ATL" (see link on the right)
It's worth your while, Mrs. Chaos is a very clever writer.
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Homophobia
First, The Family Policy Council of West Virginia posts an ad depicting same-sex marriage advocates as snipers taking aim at hetero families. (link)
Then, This:
Debating a gay-rights bill on the floor of the state Senate on Monday, a Republican lawmaker took the rhetoric to new heights by equating homosexuality as a sin with murder.
Then, This:
Debating a gay-rights bill on the floor of the state Senate on Monday, a Republican lawmaker took the rhetoric to new heights by equating homosexuality as a sin with murder.
"I'm not saying this (homosexuality) is the only sin that's out there," said Sen. Scott Renfroe, R-Greeley. "We have murder. We have all sorts of sin. We have adultery. And we don't make laws making those legal, and we would never think to make murder legal."
Oh, right, being gay is like being a murderer. I get it now! How could I have not seen it? Obviously, Freddy Mercury = Ted Bundy. It makes so much sense.
Oh, and obviously, gay marriage is what is destroying breeder marriage. It's the gays' fault that 50% of all breeder marriages end in divorce. And obviously its' the gays' fault that so many kids are born out of wedlock. Why, none of this was happening before Massachussets allowed dudes to marry each other. Why, divorce was unheard of!
What kind of morons come up with this shit?
Dean Grose, mayor of Los Alamitos, CA
If you are going to send out a postcard like this:
with a caption about no more Easter egg hunts at the White House,
At least have the balls to stand up and say, yeah, it's a racial joke, I think its funny that the blacks, you know, they love watermelons. Don't puss out with a weaselly bullshit explanation like this:
“Bottom line is, we laugh at things and I didn’t see this in the same light that she did,” Grose told the AP. “I’m sorry. It wasn’t sent to offend her personally — or anyone — from the standpoint of the African-American race.”
Pathetic.
with a caption about no more Easter egg hunts at the White House,
At least have the balls to stand up and say, yeah, it's a racial joke, I think its funny that the blacks, you know, they love watermelons. Don't puss out with a weaselly bullshit explanation like this:
“Bottom line is, we laugh at things and I didn’t see this in the same light that she did,” Grose told the AP. “I’m sorry. It wasn’t sent to offend her personally — or anyone — from the standpoint of the African-American race.”
Pathetic.
Dating Shows
Reality TV dating shows are, to paraphrase tracy pew, the anus of culture. Or, more accurately, what is expelled from the anus of culture. I always wonder how they get people to participate in these freak shows. I imagine the meeting goes something like this:
Location: a sidewalk in Santa Monica
Participants: The producer of "For the love of Ray J" and some unfortunate skank.
Say, you're an attractive woman with obvious self-esteem issues and no discernable talent. How'd you like to be in a contest?
What kinda contest?
Well, you and several other women will degrade and humiliate yourselves to win the attentions of the kind of man who would want you to degrade and humiliate yourselves.
I don't know. . .
Did I mention that this vile, loathsome man is a famous celebrity?
OOh, what is he famous for?
Pissing on Kim Kardashian.
Where do I sign?
Oh, I should mention that the humiliation and degradation will be taking place on national TV.
Hey, you had me at "pissing!"
Location: a sidewalk in Santa Monica
Participants: The producer of "For the love of Ray J" and some unfortunate skank.
Say, you're an attractive woman with obvious self-esteem issues and no discernable talent. How'd you like to be in a contest?
What kinda contest?
Well, you and several other women will degrade and humiliate yourselves to win the attentions of the kind of man who would want you to degrade and humiliate yourselves.
I don't know. . .
Did I mention that this vile, loathsome man is a famous celebrity?
OOh, what is he famous for?
Pissing on Kim Kardashian.
Where do I sign?
Oh, I should mention that the humiliation and degradation will be taking place on national TV.
Hey, you had me at "pissing!"
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Glenn Beck
Glen Beck has always been an asshole. And a smug, smirking little asshole at that. This is a guy who accused a U.S. Congressman of "working with our nation's enemies," asked a guest on his show whether Obama might be "the Antichrist," speculated that dennis kucinich had given his wife "the date-rape drug," etc. etc. etc.
But now Beck has accomplished something previously acheived only by the cackling witch Ann Coulter - he has made Bill O'reilly seem like the voice of reason! Beck is actually suborning armed insurection against the US government. Now, he won't come right out and say, "let's have a civil war," even Fox might fire you for that, and he's too much of a weasel, Instead, the conversation went like this:
BECK: I'm not -- Bill, I'm not looking for a revolution.
O'REILLY: But you're predicting it.
BECK: Well, wait a minute. Is that a problem? Is it a problem to point out -- wait a minute, is it a problem to point out Bill O'Reilly -- is it a problem. You get no food from me. You come knocking at my bomb shelter? I'm going to say, "Is that Bill O'Reilly? Can't hear you." Listen, here's the thing. It is not a problem to point out...
O'REILLY: I would rather starve, Beck. Than knock on your bomb shelter door asking you for food.
BECK: Oh, you will.
O'REILLY: I'll go down before I do that.
BECK: Listen, here's the thing. You come near it, you will. Anyway, here's the thing. It's -- I don't bring this up, because I want it. I bring it up to warn people...
Glenn Beck is just bug-eyed, poo-throwing crazy. What the hell is it going to take to get this owl-casting of a human being off the air and locked up in an asylum where he belongs?
But now Beck has accomplished something previously acheived only by the cackling witch Ann Coulter - he has made Bill O'reilly seem like the voice of reason! Beck is actually suborning armed insurection against the US government. Now, he won't come right out and say, "let's have a civil war," even Fox might fire you for that, and he's too much of a weasel, Instead, the conversation went like this:
BECK: I'm not -- Bill, I'm not looking for a revolution.
O'REILLY: But you're predicting it.
BECK: Well, wait a minute. Is that a problem? Is it a problem to point out -- wait a minute, is it a problem to point out Bill O'Reilly -- is it a problem. You get no food from me. You come knocking at my bomb shelter? I'm going to say, "Is that Bill O'Reilly? Can't hear you." Listen, here's the thing. It is not a problem to point out...
O'REILLY: I would rather starve, Beck. Than knock on your bomb shelter door asking you for food.
BECK: Oh, you will.
O'REILLY: I'll go down before I do that.
BECK: Listen, here's the thing. You come near it, you will. Anyway, here's the thing. It's -- I don't bring this up, because I want it. I bring it up to warn people...
Glenn Beck is just bug-eyed, poo-throwing crazy. What the hell is it going to take to get this owl-casting of a human being off the air and locked up in an asylum where he belongs?
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